It is no secret that American public education needs reforming. While schools in wealthy areas still offer world class educations, schools in poorer areas do not; too often in fact, these schools offer little at all in the way of education.

We’ll start with Z: Z is educating Americans which gives us this: can I do X and Y to educate Americans. Unless X and Y are outrageous and gross atrocities, the answer should probably be yes, but to assuage your fears that X and Y aren’t slaughtering bunny rabbits and pushing grandmothers into the street I’ll give them meaning as well.